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PostSubject: Corrupt A Wish   Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:03 pm

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This is a forum game where someone corrupts the previous poster's wish (in a witty way) and substitutes their own.

i.e.

Person 1: I wish I was a robot

Person 2: Wish granted, then a a lonely nerd kidnaps you and reprograms you as his smex slave.
I wish i had x-ray vision.

Person 3: Granted, and your grandparents came to visit.
I wish my dog was a puppy again.

etc... etc...

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I'll start! I wish pinecones were grenades.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Mon Aug 09, 2010 5:02 pm

Granted, but the internet exploded and it disappeared.
I wish guys were not perverted in this world. ;D
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Mon Aug 09, 2010 5:06 pm

granted but all teh guys turned into sissys and the human population significantly decreased causing monkey to take ova the world

i wish hot young chicks, but not too young cuz that would b kinda gross would flash me all the time
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Mon Aug 09, 2010 5:10 pm

granted, but u got distracted while driving and got assassinated by a spartan

i wish i wasnt so clumsy

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Mon Aug 09, 2010 5:13 pm

Granted, but now you're a perfectionist and stressed and died.

I wish I have every cs in lunia. ;D
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Mon Aug 09, 2010 5:19 pm

granted but yooh didnt kno wat to wear

i wish i had a bucket of kfc
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Mon Aug 09, 2010 5:22 pm

granted, that'll be $20 for the chicken, $100 for the delivery + tax

i wish for an idea for a wish

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Mon Aug 09, 2010 5:26 pm

granted but yooh wasted a wish wishin for that idea

i wish i had a pet fox
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Mon Aug 09, 2010 6:08 pm

Granted but at night it start hunting you for meat.
I wish i have a real dacy pet. ;D
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:07 pm

You have the dacy pet, but they act like little 5 years old sisters and ruins everything you value.

I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad~

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:32 pm

granted but i bank robbered yooh

i wish i can shot lasers from my fingers
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:46 pm

Granted, but while you scratch your butt, your laser shoot it and made you went to the hospital.

I wish i can have a nice,cool, and long mustache. ;DD
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:29 pm

granted but yooh had to join a club that was manly man wif mustaches and they made yooh do heroic deeds lyk firefighting and while fire fighter yooh went into a burnin buildin to save sum1 and thus lost yoor mustache in the fire

i wish oketsu was more lively
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:32 pm

Granted, but now its full of yaoi fan girls.

I wish i have a yaoi anime figure. ;3
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Tue Aug 10, 2010 8:42 am

granted but it was boxed and censored and yooh couldnt open it

i wish animals look just lyk humans
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:36 am

Granted, but when you want to eat meat, there will be a massive rebellion. xD

I wish lume would log on again. :<
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Wed Aug 11, 2010 11:39 am

Granted, but I has a headache and I don't do TI1 with you.

I wish there was no pain, only satisfaction.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Wed Aug 11, 2010 11:59 am

Granted, but then you died right after.

I wish this thread would end already. Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Wed Aug 11, 2010 12:14 pm

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Granted, but it insta revived.

I wish you would end forever.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Wed Aug 11, 2010 12:29 pm

Granted, but then the time inverted and I can post again.

I wish Lume didn't make such lame wishes.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Wed Aug 11, 2010 12:41 pm

Granted, she makes lamer wishes.

I wish cows sounded like frogs

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Wed Aug 11, 2010 12:50 pm

Granted, but now all frogs go 'MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!'

I wish that I could wish that I could wish something.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Wed Aug 11, 2010 1:02 pm

Granted, but you didn't sastisfied yourself.

I wish i can break time and space. :3
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Wed Aug 11, 2010 1:14 pm

granted but we all blew up

i wish i could power lvl
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Wed Aug 11, 2010 1:31 pm

Granted, you transferred to Flyff.

I wish the greek gods were even more perverted and go raep people in this time.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Wed Aug 11, 2010 1:38 pm

Granted, they rape you.

I wish that Lume was still a virgin.
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