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PostSubject: Corrupt A Wish   Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:03 pm

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This is a forum game where someone corrupts the previous poster's wish (in a witty way) and substitutes their own.

i.e.

Person 1: I wish I was a robot

Person 2: Wish granted, then a a lonely nerd kidnaps you and reprograms you as his smex slave.
I wish i had x-ray vision.

Person 3: Granted, and your grandparents came to visit.
I wish my dog was a puppy again.

etc... etc...

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I'll start! I wish pinecones were grenades.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sun Aug 08, 2010 7:38 pm

Granted, but the wish failed because i have no idea what moz mean.
I wish i have the power to influence people to do whatever i want.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sun Aug 08, 2010 8:31 pm

granted but they forgot after a few seconds

i wish i has a cod to slap ppl wif
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sun Aug 08, 2010 9:11 pm

Granted but it broke right after.

I wish i have mad katana skills. :3
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sun Aug 08, 2010 9:15 pm

granted but yooh has no katana

i wish i had mad hax0r skillz
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sun Aug 08, 2010 9:21 pm

Granted but you dunno how to use it.

I wish i can change my clothes to anything i want. :3
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sun Aug 08, 2010 9:30 pm

granted but yooh had none to begin wif

i wish i was attention whore
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sun Aug 08, 2010 9:34 pm

Granted but you never get any privacy, even in the bathroom.

I wish i can transform into any person i want. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sun Aug 08, 2010 9:47 pm

granted but yooh couldnt tranform back to original

i wish i could air bend!
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Mon Aug 09, 2010 7:59 am

Granted! But you become a magnet for farts and other malicious odors!

I wish Fox was so cute and fluffeh that he's going to die =D

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:03 am

granted but i reincarnated every time

i wish lume had bunneh ears and a fluffy tail
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:09 am

Granted, but she also get a knife to kill people like in her avatar picture.
I wish foxy become a girl.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:38 am

Granted, but he has a blue waffle =3 [ ploxies google blue waffle]

I wish Fox has a bananna growing out of his ass, making Neko addicted to banannas.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:41 am

granted but wehn i sqeeze rly hard it shoots lyk a missle and splatters all ova neko

i wish i could unsee blue waffle
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:46 am

LOOL

Granted, but every girl you want to sleep with starts getting it.

I wish Fox had ´special fried rice´ [google it... IF YOU DARE]

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:54 am

granted but i oni had it for 1 sec

i wish i knew lume knows all this stuff
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:12 am

granted, hands you internet.

I wish I had hot pink and blue indestructable, cute, fluffeh, smart, loyal and unchangable bunnies that talk and love me forever and ever and ever... in my garden that´s not accessable to other people.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:22 am

Granted but i keel yooh out of jealousy ;D

i wish everyone had boobs, cept me
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:42 am

Granted, but they start leaking so much milk, the world drowns from the milk.

I wish you a merry Christmas

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:57 am

granted but i became jewish

i wish yooh a happy birshday
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:00 am

thanks, granted but I only celebrate unbirthdays.

I wish Neko would start posting again.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Mon Aug 09, 2010 1:10 pm

Granted, but she keep talking about yaoi.
I wish foxy becomes my pet. :3
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Mon Aug 09, 2010 3:43 pm

granted but im a naughty pet

i wish i had door that connected to other ppls door

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Mon Aug 09, 2010 4:20 pm

Granted, but it will lead you to your grandparents' bath.
I wish i can enter inside my computer. ;D
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Mon Aug 09, 2010 4:37 pm

Granted, you´d be overloaded with yuri and end up becoming a yuri spreading virus.

I wish the baby bird I just found with my fwiends stays alive.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Mon Aug 09, 2010 4:43 pm

granted but it flew around and pooped EVERYWHERE

i wish this cookie was neverending
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