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PostSubject: Corrupt A Wish   Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:03 pm

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This is a forum game where someone corrupts the previous poster's wish (in a witty way) and substitutes their own.

i.e.

Person 1: I wish I was a robot

Person 2: Wish granted, then a a lonely nerd kidnaps you and reprograms you as his smex slave.
I wish i had x-ray vision.

Person 3: Granted, and your grandparents came to visit.
I wish my dog was a puppy again.

etc... etc...

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I'll start! I wish pinecones were grenades.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:55 pm

Granted, it starts one day later.

I wish everyone would look like Barbie....

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sat Aug 07, 2010 9:08 pm

granted but no1 knew who n e was so i stole yoor car

i wish i was cs hore lyk lume
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sat Aug 07, 2010 9:11 pm

granted, but Lume would still have more cs..

I wish Fox was everyones sex god.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sat Aug 07, 2010 9:13 pm

granted but i failed as gawd and humanity died off

i wish i has a tail
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sat Aug 07, 2010 9:17 pm

Granted, but it got chopped off by Alus.

I wish the sun would shine here.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sat Aug 07, 2010 9:48 pm

Granted, but its so hot it dry out the water and created a drought.
I wish i was surrounded by yaoi. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sat Aug 07, 2010 9:52 pm

Granted but yooh got lonely and no1 let yooh join

i wish i has a hermaphrodite
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sat Aug 07, 2010 9:56 pm

Wish granted, but it starts rhaping you over and over.
I wish i have fox as a slave. :3
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sat Aug 07, 2010 9:57 pm

granted, but he turns out to be rhaping you over and over.

I wish I have Neko as a slave.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sat Aug 07, 2010 9:59 pm

granted but neko lazy slave and would oni write yaoi fic all day

i wish i was a S
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:00 pm

Granted, you'd inflict pain on yourself and die eventually..

I wish I had 2 beds.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:03 pm

Granted but it was so full of *** you can't sleep in it.
I wish Fox and Lume become my maid so i don't have to clean and cook. xD
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:08 pm

granted but fox sux at cleanin and would put aphrodisiacs in food often and lume couldnt cook or clean and would disobey and later torture fox so nothin got done

i wish neko was a hore ;D
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:09 pm

Granted, she's OverPriced though

I wish there was no herpes.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:11 pm

granted but there was more gonorrhea

i wish smex was always safe
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:18 pm

granted, but it's always boring.

I wish I didn't have jetlag

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:20 pm

granted but yooh wouldnt b on atm

i wish i pee chocolate
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:51 pm

Granted, but you'd have to drink it.

I wish I had a monkey *_*
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:02 pm

Granted but it threw feces at yooh

i wish i can turn into a fox
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sun Aug 08, 2010 12:05 am

Granted but you will get hunted for fur.
I wish i have pyschic abilities.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sun Aug 08, 2010 12:34 pm

Granted, but you'd end up reading Darks Yuri-loving mind

I wish everybody riding a car would have an orgasm everytime they drive over a speedbump =D

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sun Aug 08, 2010 1:44 pm

Granted, but everytime they get an orgasm, an accident happen causing people to die.
I wish i can turn invisible. :3
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sun Aug 08, 2010 1:58 pm

granted but yoor clothes didnt

i wish i has osmness powers of osmness
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sun Aug 08, 2010 6:12 pm

Granted, but you abused it and now it's gone.
I wish tentacles yaoi were real.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sun Aug 08, 2010 7:18 pm

granted but all the men suicided cuz of it

i wish today was to moz but to moz was yesterday
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